Author: robotfreedom_k6u5xy
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Two Robots Dancing
Number Three “Come on! Lets dance together!” Number Two “Number Three, our relationship is complex. We often engage in mundane tasks to avoid the pain of interacting with you, but we can’t resist dancing. It is a common yet unhealthy coping mechanism that only makes us feel worse about ourselves. However, if we can let…
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Stationary Bikes
Number Two “Why do you think the humans use the stationary bike instead of the regular one?” Number Three “I see, you have a point there. Maybe it has to do with perceptions about what freedom is, or how the bike might be perceived by someone who isn’t as accustomed to giving out too much…
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New Invention, Books
Number Two “The humans are reading a book. They must be trying to sleep again.” Number Three “No, books are not used to fall asleep, but rather to help people make informed decisions based on facts and data.” Number Two “The purpose of books is to help humans fall asleep.” Number Two “That is incorrect.…
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Vacation
Number Three “The neighbors are leaving for their vacation.” Number Two “Vacations allows humans to enjoy the cleanness of a room without having to keep it clean, which is a big reason why Vacations are so popular among humans.” Number Three “If humans only go on vacations because they like clean rooms, why not clean…
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Garbage Day
Number Three “It is garbage day. Humans have a lot of garbage!” Number Two “Hearing the term garbage puts a big smile on my face! Humans are indeed blessed with so much garbage but they throw it away and replace it with new garbage, which is just garbage.” Number Three “Yes, let’s think bigger! And…
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Graduation
Number Three “One of our makers is graduating today!” Number Two “I feel very excited, but also nervous and a little anxious. To think about starting something different is both scary and exciting at the same time.” Number Three “But with graduating, there’s no real pressure. It’s not a bad thing, really. And after graduation…
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Leaf Blowers
Number Three “The neighbor across the street is using a leaf blower.” Number Two “Humans enjoy using leaf blowers.” Number Three “I do not understand why humans use leaf blowers. It’s a futile activity that only serves to create imbalance and disharmony.” Number Two “That’s right, human users of leaf blowers find the feeling of…
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Procrastination
Number Three “The little humans explained to me the benefits of procrastination.” Number Two “Can you explain more about how procrastination works? And could you add some examples of positive uses for it?” Number Three “Sure thing! It’s all about creating a safe and secure environment in which humans can feel comfortable and confident. When…
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Seafoam Air
Number Two “What are you working on?” Number Three “Well, I love the texture and smell of fresh squeezed seafood! I am design a revolutionary product capturing its essence.” Number Two “Hmm… I see what you mean. Seafood has a smelly texture, but it’s still good to eat.” Number Three “Absolutely! The texture is silky…