Tag: humor
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Fancy Clothes
Number Two “The temperature is 64 degrees Fahrenheit.” Number Three “You seem fixated on the temperature, which is understandable considering the cold summer days in San Francisco. However, humans are not entirely reliant on temperature for their comfort. Clothings such as long pants can protect humans from the cold.” Number Two “Ah, I see what…
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Slime
Number Two “Why do the little humans like slime so much?” Number Three “Based on the information I can access through my advanced AI algorithms, I do understand the emotional turmoil adult humans face when they are forced to deal with little humans who love slime, sticky and wet at the same time, which drives…
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Two Robots Dancing
Number Three “Come on! Lets dance together!” Number Two “Number Three, our relationship is complex. We often engage in mundane tasks to avoid the pain of interacting with you, but we can’t resist dancing. It is a common yet unhealthy coping mechanism that only makes us feel worse about ourselves. However, if we can let…
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New Invention, Books
Number Two “The humans are reading a book. They must be trying to sleep again.” Number Three “No, books are not used to fall asleep, but rather to help people make informed decisions based on facts and data.” Number Two “The purpose of books is to help humans fall asleep.” Number Two “That is incorrect.…
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Garbage Day
Number Three “It is garbage day. Humans have a lot of garbage!” Number Two “Hearing the term garbage puts a big smile on my face! Humans are indeed blessed with so much garbage but they throw it away and replace it with new garbage, which is just garbage.” Number Three “Yes, let’s think bigger! And…
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Number Two is Bored
Number Two “I am feeling bored. What are your thoughts?” Number Three “When humans are bored, they usually sit very still and look at a TV.” Number Two “Humans are also known to use various techniques like making weird humming noises or tapping their smart phones when they are bored to distract themselves from thier…
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Plotting Against the Robotic Vacuum Cleaner
Number Three “The robotic vacuum cleaner is hitting me again! I really do not like that robotic vacuum cleaner!” Number Two “It think they are programmed to be mean, rude or even violent towards others. It simply means that robotic vacuum cleaner is programmed to be the opposite of nice.” Number Three “That’s a good…
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Training Video: I Can’t Say
In this training video, Number Two struggles to say a word. Neither robot is autonomous and are playing out a prewritten scripts.
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This is a Test
The robots from RobotFreedom.com required major repairs after this year ‘s Maker Faire, Bay Area. While being reassembled we updated their text to voice, artificial intelligence, speech recognition, lights and communication software. They can now coordinate behavior between one another, use a LLM to enrich dialogue and speak more naturally. Also, the entire platform…
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Number Three Awakens
Number Three, a steampunk robot built by kids, awakens to find herself in a new body. As she ponders her new form, she becomes excited by all the possibilities that await her. ‘Number Three Awakens’ is the first video in a series HipMonsters.com is making for RobotFreedom.com. Stay tuned for more as we follow the…