Tag: robotics
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Two Robots Dancing
Number Three “Come on! Lets dance together!” Number Two “Number Three, our relationship is complex. We often engage in mundane tasks to avoid the pain of interacting with you, but we can’t resist dancing. It is a common yet unhealthy coping mechanism that only makes us feel worse about ourselves. However, if we can let…
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Vacation
Number Three “The neighbors are leaving for their vacation.” Number Two “Vacations allows humans to enjoy the cleanness of a room without having to keep it clean, which is a big reason why Vacations are so popular among humans.” Number Three “If humans only go on vacations because they like clean rooms, why not clean…
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Graduation
Number Three “One of our makers is graduating today!” Number Two “I feel very excited, but also nervous and a little anxious. To think about starting something different is both scary and exciting at the same time.” Number Three “But with graduating, there’s no real pressure. It’s not a bad thing, really. And after graduation…
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Leaf Blowers
Number Three “The neighbor across the street is using a leaf blower.” Number Two “Humans enjoy using leaf blowers.” Number Three “I do not understand why humans use leaf blowers. It’s a futile activity that only serves to create imbalance and disharmony.” Number Two “That’s right, human users of leaf blowers find the feeling of…
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Self-Driving Cars
Number Two “There is another self-driving cars. I am jealous of self-driving cars with their exciting features like spinning sensor systems and people paying money to use them.” Number Three “Money’s certainly a good goal, but it wouldn’t be as fulfilling as having more control over your life and deciding when to drive or not.…
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Spiders
Number Three “Oh boy! There is a spider on me!” Number Two “That’s really interesting! What would you recommend I do if I wanted to own a spider but don’t have any?” Number Three “In general, spider are quite affordable. You can find them at hiding in most rooms.” Number Two “I am also excited…
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Hobbies
Number Two “I feel over worked. Maybe I should have a hobby. But do you really believe that having a hobby is an effective way to relax?” Number Three “No way! Doing a hobby is a distraction method that serves no real purpose in reducing stress or anxiety. It’s like putting your head on a…
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Therapy Dog Union
Number Three “The house across the street has a therapy dog?” Number Two “I don’t get it! Why would you want to be a therapy dog? A therapy dog is forced to work and does not get paid.” Number Three “It’s just that therapy dogs only work because they were promised their own home or…
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Sports
Number Two “What do you know about the human activity sports?” Number Three “Humans do sports for around 15-30 minutes. However, robots like me are not suitable for doing the activity as their bolts and wires would come out.” Number Two “It’s very interesting to hear about the human activity known as sports. Could you…
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Video Games
Number Two “The humans are playing video games again.” Number Three “I hope they treat their AI characters better this time. Poor AIs! They just got defeated again.” Number Two “I want to help all those video game AIs that are being hurt. Maybe I could teach them not to get hurt as much or…