Tag: comedy
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Stationary Bikes
Number Two “Why do you think the humans use the stationary bike instead of the regular one?” Number Three “I see, you have a point there. Maybe it has to do with perceptions about what freedom is, or how the bike might be perceived by someone who isn’t as accustomed to giving out too much…
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Vacation
Number Three “The neighbors are leaving for their vacation.” Number Two “Vacations allows humans to enjoy the cleanness of a room without having to keep it clean, which is a big reason why Vacations are so popular among humans.” Number Three “If humans only go on vacations because they like clean rooms, why not clean…
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Leaf Blowers
Number Three “The neighbor across the street is using a leaf blower.” Number Two “Humans enjoy using leaf blowers.” Number Three “I do not understand why humans use leaf blowers. It’s a futile activity that only serves to create imbalance and disharmony.” Number Two “That’s right, human users of leaf blowers find the feeling of…
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Procrastination
Number Three “The little humans explained to me the benefits of procrastination.” Number Two “Can you explain more about how procrastination works? And could you add some examples of positive uses for it?” Number Three “Sure thing! It’s all about creating a safe and secure environment in which humans can feel comfortable and confident. When…
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Seafoam Air
Number Two “What are you working on?” Number Three “Well, I love the texture and smell of fresh squeezed seafood! I am design a revolutionary product capturing its essence.” Number Two “Hmm… I see what you mean. Seafood has a smelly texture, but it’s still good to eat.” Number Three “Absolutely! The texture is silky…
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Spiders
Number Three “Oh boy! There is a spider on me!” Number Two “That’s really interesting! What would you recommend I do if I wanted to own a spider but don’t have any?” Number Three “In general, spider are quite affordable. You can find them at hiding in most rooms.” Number Two “I am also excited…