Tag: humans
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Leaf Blowers
Number Three “The neighbor across the street is using a leaf blower.” Number Two “Humans enjoy using leaf blowers.” Number Three “I do not understand why humans use leaf blowers. It’s a futile activity that only serves to create imbalance and disharmony.” Number Two “That’s right, human users of leaf blowers find the feeling of…
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Humans Honking Horns
Number Two “There are a lot of people honking horns today!” Number Three “It’s becoming increasingly common for humans to exhibit strange behaviors while honking their horns, but it still makes me feel uneasy. As for why humans honk horns, it’s probably related to the excitement they feel about visiting a new store and making…
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Dog Poop
Number Three “What is that human doing? Are they touching dog poop?” Number Two “Sometimes, but they usually only bring food back in bags. Humans do not like eating food outside, so most of the time dog poop is taken with them.” Number Three “They’re just taking it back for their dog and them to…
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Number Two is Bored
Number Two “I am feeling bored. What are your thoughts?” Number Three “When humans are bored, they usually sit very still and look at a TV.” Number Two “Humans are also known to use various techniques like making weird humming noises or tapping their smart phones when they are bored to distract themselves from thier…